Sunday, 23 December 2018

Dear Santa, I want five billion dollars

What's he done now? Put about 800,000 government employees out of work just before Christmas by demanding $5 billion to build his wall on the Mexican border. He lied when he said he was going to get the Mexicans to pay for it, and it was one of his more obvious lies. What's he going to do next?

He has cancelled his Christmas trip to his resort in Florida because of those pesky Democrats refusing to fund his deranged project, and now he will have to spend the entire holiday in The Whitehouse.

Do you feel sorry for him?

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  1. And our lot give £16 Billion to the EU each year, without blinking!

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    1. Do you not think that they give some of it back, say to our farmers and other industries? Anyway, our lot did blink. That's why we are up shit creek. We are set to spend about that much on virtual walls between us and Europe now - actually more. £49 billion.

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  2. I’ve just been reading how Al Qaeda is going to target Europe with drone attacks on planes ( I wasn’t reading The Daily Mail though !!! 🤣 ) Trump is up to his tricks again and, I glazed over at Cros post about chainsaws !!!!
    I’m all about Christmas food, wrapping presents and Christmas sparkle ... the rest is too scary to contemplate. XXXX

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    1. Yes, those Gatwick drone twats proved that it is surprisingly simple and inexpensive to bring an airport to a halt for 48 hours without being caught. Al Qaida must have thought, 'What if we attach explosives to the drones? How much more effective would that be?'

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    2. Drones should have been licensed right from the start, but - like everything else - the government did not predict possible consequences of not doing so. Legislation for drones has been held up in Parliament because they have been a little preoccupied for the last couple of years - with Brexit.

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  3. Couldn't you write about stale fuel or Mary Poppins Returns or Gifts like we do?

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    1. I'd pay good money yo see you sat in the back row of Mary poppins

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    2. I'd give Mary Poppins one in the back row any day.

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  4. Trump can bide his time in a sewer for all I care.

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    1. I recently visited the prisons of the Doge's Palace. They would do.

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  5. Well surely Trump shot himself in the foot when denying Christmas to all those poor workers. Scrooge couldn't have done it better.

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    1. You would think so, but it doesn't seem to work like that. Many are idiots.

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  6. No I don't and I keep thinking when is it a bridge to far for America.

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  7. TSA agents, a bit surly at the best of times, are working at airports over the busy Christmas season sans pay. Thanks, trump!

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  8. No is the short answer. The long answer is unprintable.

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  9. I truly believe he will not be the President this time next year. However, the damage he has done will be with us for a long time.

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  10. You could not make Trump up! Even for a Christmas horror tale.

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    1. There were lots of halloween masks of him this year.

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  11. Apparently he managed to ruin Christmas for a random 7 year old today by talking to him on the phone.

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    1. He was probably bored, sitting around the White House with nothing to do. Poor kid.

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