Sunday, 29 July 2018

Doing God's work


The interesting old church at South Wraxall.  I think it is Norman at the core with mainly 17th century add-ons, and bits and pieces from all eras inside.

If you embiggen the photo you will see the groundsman in the mid-ground, close to the door. Were it not for his petrol strimmer he could be straight out of my 1950s childhood.

He is a large, balding man wearing brown overalls. You see him attempting to fix the strimmer. He carried on trying to either fix it or start it for the whole time I sat on a tomb drinking a cup of tea.

When he got it to run, the noise of the tiny two-stroke engine was horrible. In the old days he would have used sickles and shears for the edges and a Suffolk Punch for the main job. Not the horse, but the mower named after the horse.

As I took my seat on the tomb, he managed to start his machine after about 15 pulls on the starter cord. He began to add to the noise by whipping at the dry grass fringes of the yard, then he snagged on a stone and broke the plastic line.

He turned off the engine, walked to his van on the road and came back with yards of strimmer line. He cut a piece off, then turned the whole thing upside down and fitted it.

Another 15 or 20 attempts to start it meant the he lost concentration and took his eye off the end of the machine where he had just fitted a new line and, when the engine fired up, it was right against the edge of a gravestone and immediately snapped off again.

Knowing how difficult the strimmer was to start, he let it run while he attempted to fit a new length of cutting line to the business end. One wrong move with his other hand on the throttle and he would have lost a couple of fingers.

I couldn't bear to watch, so I finished my tea and left him to it.

14 comments:

  1. I don't yet own one (but I did have a Suffolk Punch), but if I was to buy one it would have a metal blade; they seem far less trouble. If the graveyard is well fenced, maybe a few Sheep or Goats would be more efficient.

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    1. Yes, but the metal blades don't go right up to a gravestone's edge without damage. The yard is not sheep-proof, so I would get parties of local convicts doing the work. Actually, there is already a scheme which has people serving community service orders in operation, but they are for civic projects, not ecclesiastical.

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  2. My brother moans if his hasn't started by the 3rd pull. But it usually has. As he already lost fingers he doesn't take blade risks, at least not in front of me.

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    1. I don't blame him. Pulling away on a lifeless engine is frustrating, exhausting and humiliating if there is anyone around to witness it.

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  3. This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie Tom.

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  4. Enough description here to send chills down my spine!
    Greetings Maria x

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    1. Both you and Weaver find it scary. I must say that I am a little confused by that.

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  5. "embiggen" - I love it, Tom!

    I use a battery strimmmer (and a lawnmower, using the same batteries). They do the job well for me with a small/medium size garden, giving about 40 minutes to a charge, which is all I need. I always have a fully charged back up battery, but I have never yet had to change over to it.

    I, too, had Suffolk Punches which gave a lovely "striped" finish. But these days (post stroke) I find the simple, light Greenworks mower a revelation.

    Would not want to mow a churchyard with it though!

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    1. Readers identified the source of the word 'embiggen' recently, but I have forgotten the origin. Maybe 'The Simpsons'?

      We had one of the first rotor-bladed mowers when I was a kid. We had a 1.5 acre lawn which took me most of the day to cut. That churchyard is too uneven for an ordinary mower, I have to admit.

      Battery technology is getting much better these days. I have been using a battery-powered, cordless angle-grinder recently. It is as good as a 240 volt one. The trouble is that burglars also know this.

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  6. Darling Tom,

    Just to let you know that we were talking of you only last evening with our Mad Boy.

    We entertained him with stories of Limoges dinner services emblazoned with an H, Iford Manor and other things. He entertained us with stories of Cambridge supervisions and Emmanuel eggs.

    You are not forgotten....xxx

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    1. Jane and Lance! Lovely to hear from you. I've been mentioning Iford Manor intermittently for a couple of years, but you have not been drawn out. Is this the Mad Boy who I introduced to you?

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  7. Darling Tom,

    No, not he.....we have yet to persuade him to venture to Budapest.

    We do follow his progress and adored his final diploma show....this boy will go far.

    Perhaps we may return to Blogland if only to give a breakdown.....ours, probably.....of the mad boys we know and love. Life is not dull.

    Hope you and HI are well.

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