Tuesday 19 June 2018

Abide

I am struggling to fend off what feels to me like an impending crisis.

After the second attempted break-in at my little workshop in the country, I decided I did not have the confidence to work on the large, fragile and potentially valuable item there, so have had it moved to a highly secure container in a client's highly secure maintenance area. I bigged it up to prevent it from being deliberately destroyed, now I will have to pay the price should someone else deliberately destroy it.

I work in artificial light, speaking to virtually nobody, and I work through lunch. In the country, I have lunch in the open air with my fellow country-dwellers and I am surrounded by greenery and wildlife.

I have never set foot in an open prison, but I would imagine that my current workplace is very similar to one. Unless I drag the thing back to my workshop soon, I have another month of this sentence to serve. I feel like Mole in Wind in the Willows, whereas I normally identify with Ratty. I am lonely at work.

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  1. What does I have bigged it up mean and the rest of that sentence? I don't understand. You could stop for lunch for a break, but I understand that you would want to get this job over with quickly and not stop for long.

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    1. They were going to skip it and I said that it was a valuable historical artefact. The more I work on it, the more valuable it becomes in monetary terms. I don't bother to stop any longer than it takes me to eat a sandwich, only because there is nobody to talk to.

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  2. I am sorry. Could this be of consolation that, at least, you are working there in summer. Could the place be worse if it had been in winter?
    Greetings Maria x

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    1. It would be cosier. I would have a heater on, but it is better in the Summer.

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  4. Shall I send you a photo of Rachel's melon tits from the flower show archive to lighten the gloom?

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    1. A picture of the real ones at the flower show would be better.

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    2. What do you mean, the real ones are here!

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    3. No, I want you to take them to Trelawnyd and then take pictures. It's not rocket science...

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  5. I think you need a bit of breast burbling from that accommodating barmaid you posted about yesterday ( or any other accommodating female ) !!!! XXXX

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    1. I will shortly need breast feeding, like Howard Hughes.

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    2. Jackie, they call that motor boating I think.

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    3. All this is going over my head...

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  6. I’m seriously worried about you Tom. Where is the full of fun, always there with a quip guy we have come to know and love. Please don’t turn into a a worried, always looking on the dark side grouchy old man.

    LX

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  7. Art and writing are isolating. In my case anyway. I'm a loner anyway. I think you need to put a camera up at your workshop. That would make me so mad.

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    1. Donna, I think he needs to wire it up to the mains. Door handles, kit, windows, anything that moves, should have 240 volts ready to go!

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    2. I grabbed hold of an electrified cattle fence one time and felt it shoot through the bottom of my feet. That is a good idea, The battery wasn't any larger than a car battery.

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  8. Cro might have something there. My luck I would forget the power was on the next day.

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  9. The new digs do sound a bit dreary. May time pass quickly!

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    1. I know. I am marking four lines on the wall and striking them off with a fifth every now and then.

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  10. Yes I would say that you are a Ratty - absolutely certainly not Mole.

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  11. Abide is a very good word. Some days it's all you can to do. All the best.

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    1. 'Don't let the bastards grind you down' is also a good one which I have not heard since the late sixties.

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  12. Sounds hideous. I hope you get back to your open air existence soon.

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