I am struggling to fend off what feels to me like an impending crisis.
After the second attempted break-in at my little workshop in the country, I decided I did not have the confidence to work on the large, fragile and potentially valuable item there, so have had it moved to a highly secure container in a client's highly secure maintenance area. I bigged it up to prevent it from being deliberately destroyed, now I will have to pay the price should someone else deliberately destroy it.
I work in artificial light, speaking to virtually nobody, and I work through lunch. In the country, I have lunch in the open air with my fellow country-dwellers and I am surrounded by greenery and wildlife.
I have never set foot in an open prison, but I would imagine that my current workplace is very similar to one. Unless I drag the thing back to my workshop soon, I have another month of this sentence to serve. I feel like Mole in Wind in the Willows, whereas I normally identify with Ratty. I am lonely at work.
What does I have bigged it up mean and the rest of that sentence? I don't understand. You could stop for lunch for a break, but I understand that you would want to get this job over with quickly and not stop for long.
ReplyDeleteThey were going to skip it and I said that it was a valuable historical artefact. The more I work on it, the more valuable it becomes in monetary terms. I don't bother to stop any longer than it takes me to eat a sandwich, only because there is nobody to talk to.
DeleteI am sorry. Could this be of consolation that, at least, you are working there in summer. Could the place be worse if it had been in winter?
ReplyDeleteGreetings Maria x
It would be cosier. I would have a heater on, but it is better in the Summer.
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ReplyDeleteShall I send you a photo of Rachel's melon tits from the flower show archive to lighten the gloom?
ReplyDeleteA picture of the real ones at the flower show would be better.
DeleteWhat do you mean, the real ones are here!
DeleteNo, I want you to take them to Trelawnyd and then take pictures. It's not rocket science...
DeleteHow stupid of me ..
DeleteI think you need a bit of breast burbling from that accommodating barmaid you posted about yesterday ( or any other accommodating female ) !!!! XXXX
ReplyDeleteI will shortly need breast feeding, like Howard Hughes.
DeleteBitty ( Little Britain ) XXXX
DeleteJackie, they call that motor boating I think.
DeleteAll this is going over my head...
DeleteI’m seriously worried about you Tom. Where is the full of fun, always there with a quip guy we have come to know and love. Please don’t turn into a a worried, always looking on the dark side grouchy old man.
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Anyway, too late for that sort of advice.
DeleteArt and writing are isolating. In my case anyway. I'm a loner anyway. I think you need to put a camera up at your workshop. That would make me so mad.
ReplyDeleteDonna, I think he needs to wire it up to the mains. Door handles, kit, windows, anything that moves, should have 240 volts ready to go!
DeleteSee Doc below.
DeleteI grabbed hold of an electrified cattle fence one time and felt it shoot through the bottom of my feet. That is a good idea, The battery wasn't any larger than a car battery.
DeleteCro might have something there. My luck I would forget the power was on the next day.
ReplyDeleteHoist by your own petard. Undignified.
DeleteI'm stumped, too.
ReplyDeleteDon't be.
DeleteThe new digs do sound a bit dreary. May time pass quickly!
ReplyDeleteI know. I am marking four lines on the wall and striking them off with a fifth every now and then.
DeleteYes I would say that you are a Ratty - absolutely certainly not Mole.
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling more Ratty today.
DeleteAbide is a very good word. Some days it's all you can to do. All the best.
ReplyDelete'Don't let the bastards grind you down' is also a good one which I have not heard since the late sixties.
DeleteSounds hideous. I hope you get back to your open air existence soon.
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