Arthur Askey.
Bernard Breslau.
Charlie Chaplin.
Desmond Dekker.
E E Cummins.
Frederic Forsyth.
Graham Greene.
Harry Hyams.
Igor Ingress.
Jerrome K Jerrome.
Larry Lamb.
Michael Myers.
Nicholas Nickleby.
Olaff Olaffson.
Peter Piers.
Quentin Qurisp.
Robert Robertson.
Steven Spielburg.
Terry Thomas.
Ursula Undress.
Veronica Vile.
William Wilberforce.
Malcom X X Jnr.
Why not?
Zinedine Zidane.
Spot the odd ones out and replace them with real ones.
Veronica Vile was a drag queen I used to know
ReplyDeleteHow about Heinrich Himmler?
DeleteShe wasn't so popular
DeleteI could correct all the wrong ones but I am tired.
ReplyDeleteNot so tired as you can't point out wrong ones.
DeleteUrsula Andress. This is too hard. I quit now.
ReplyDeleteAh... you have sent me right back to one million years B.C.
DeleteHave just returned late from two hours ukulele practice - too tired.
ReplyDeleteJust think how tired you would be if it were a full-sized guitar, Weave.
DeleteThis is having the desired effect on you lot as it is supposed to have on me. I am jealous and - if I admit it - slightly insomniac.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you bother? I used to work with Bernard Bresslaw's brother Arnie when I was 17. He said Bernard was the same at home but they never thought he was funny.
ReplyDeleteI never thought he was funny in the films.
DeleteHe was fiercely protective of his brother and went very icy if you said you thought Bernard was funny. He said he was just being himself and the family didn't like it that he was made into some kind of a joke. You were right.
DeleteTwinkle toes.
DeleteE E Cummings, even if spelled correctly, doesn't belong on that list; nor does Quentin Crisp. I do love Three Men in a Boat though.
ReplyDeleteSo do I. Particularly the chapter in which an uncle is hanging a picture on a wall.
DeleteNicholas Nickleby was fictitious, and Quentin Crisp should have been. Do I win a prize?
ReplyDeleteYes. An extra hour in bed.
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