Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Monday, 31 July 2017
H.I.'s number one fancy man and figure of lustful fantasy has died, the same age as her.
If only he had not had a fear of flying, and if only he had been staying in his favourite hotel - The Chelsea - at the same time as we were in N.Y.C., she may have had her wicked way with him, and I would not have blamed her.