Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Saturday, 24 June 2017
NYA, NYA NYA NYA NYA, CRO!
I was walking toward Waitrose when I heard some tourists say, "Look at the size of them!" I looked over a fence and saw these Horse Mushrooms on some rough ground twenty feet away from the entrance. I jumped the fence and picked them before any Poles spotted them. They were right in the middle of town.
The biggest is 8 inches across. Tomorrow they will be in a risotto or similar, or we might have the biggest fry-up for years.