The first one you don't want, but have. The second one you don't have, but want. - This is 'deep' people. I want extra points for that. I also want to know what the prize is.
I don't like either of them. And I could be the only person in the western world who hates custard, come to think. Don't like tomato sauce, aka ketchup, either, which makes me distinctly unAustralian.
The badly dressed tourist has a thicker skin?
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The first one you don't want, but have. The second one you don't have, but want. - This is 'deep' people. I want extra points for that. I also want to know what the prize is.
ReplyDeleteI don't like either of them. And I could be the only person in the western world who hates custard, come to think. Don't like tomato sauce, aka ketchup, either, which makes me distinctly unAustralian.
ReplyDeleteThe tourists pour out of pubs; custard pours out of jugs.
ReplyDeleteMine should win; out of sympathy.
DeleteWe don't let custards with thin skins win.
DeleteBadly dressed tourists are frumpy , custard is lumpy !! XXXX
ReplyDeleteThe judges are taking a break over the weekend, but will get back on the job next week. Keep 'em coming (or re-write them...)
ReplyDeleteOverwhelmed by the talent, eh?
DeleteOverwhelmed by the Hen Parties wandering around town.
DeleteBadly dressed tourist are bravely visiting The BrUK, custard has always been cowardly.
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly wouldn't put a badly dressed tourist on my delicious apple and blackberry crumble (or let them eat it!)
ReplyDeletePS and I don't have a big enough saucepan in which to boil a tourist (badly dressed or not!)
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