Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
The badly dressed tourist has a thicker skin?Brionyx
The first one you don't want, but have. The second one you don't have, but want. - This is 'deep' people. I want extra points for that. I also want to know what the prize is.
I don't like either of them. And I could be the only person in the western world who hates custard, come to think. Don't like tomato sauce, aka ketchup, either, which makes me distinctly unAustralian.
The tourists pour out of pubs; custard pours out of jugs.
Mine should win; out of sympathy.
We don't let custards with thin skins win.
Badly dressed tourists are frumpy , custard is lumpy !! XXXX
The judges are taking a break over the weekend, but will get back on the job next week. Keep 'em coming (or re-write them...)
Overwhelmed by the talent, eh?
Overwhelmed by the Hen Parties wandering around town.
Badly dressed tourist are bravely visiting The BrUK, custard has always been cowardly.
Well, I certainly wouldn't put a badly dressed tourist on my delicious apple and blackberry crumble (or let them eat it!)
PS and I don't have a big enough saucepan in which to boil a tourist (badly dressed or not!)