Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Sunday, 9 April 2017
The out-door rugged look
I am beginning to understand why it always happens to me now. It is because I am an idiot.
In a fit of paranoia I switched on a filter in my router, then spent the next couple of days foolishly wondering why our phones would not connect to our own WiFi, so spent a couple of hours last night drunkenly trying to fix it. Of course, in the bright morning today I went back to the router and switched the filter off. Magic...
I shouldn't really publicly admit to as much of this stuff as I do, but I am keen to let you know that I am - after all - just a human like you are. Perhaps a little more so. I just wish it was more endearing than it actually is.
I would like to say that giving up smoking has made me more attractive to the opposite sex, but that would be an exaggeration. I once told a friend that I was considering getting a suntan one year as I used to every year in the past, and he looked at me and said, "What possible difference would that make to your love-life at your age?!" Who mentioned a love life?