Two old men in a pub, with a dog licking his balls by the fireside.
One says to the other, "Don't you wish you could do that?"
The other replies, "Give him a biscuit and he will probably let you."
La Reine-Claude. - The Greengage is a strange fruit, I really don't know why I bother to keep the tree in front of the house. The trunk is rotting, and clearing up all the ...
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