Two old men in a pub, with a dog licking his balls by the fireside.
One says to the other, "Don't you wish you could do that?"
The other replies, "Give him a biscuit and he will probably let you."
Things are beginning to draw to a close. - At long last - after nine months - it does look as though things are at last getting sorted out for me. I shall be glad to return to some sort of normal ...
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