Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
I swear, the bags under my eyes are self inflating.
I bet mine are bigger than yours.
I hear on the news that today (Dec 5th) is the year's bumper day for car accidents. Best, maybe, to allow the car its strike.
Unfortunately I have to go off for the next few days for an emergency job with a deadline. That car always chooses the exact wrong time to misbehave. The rest of the year it is faultless.
It could have been worse - I might have turned up.
or mull of kintyre playing on a loop in the background
It worse worse than that. There was a man selling something like ocarinas who whistled the first line of Silent Night badly and out of tune, over and over again. I could have sent you out to smash his head in.
If Rachel had turned up then I would have pleaded with her to bring me along.We could really have made life more of a nightmare for you.
I am sure you would have cancelled each other out, Weave.
Me and Weave would have been great company for you.