Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Mad as a badger!
It will be deleted by dawn!
Oh no it won't.
Yippee Hy, Hy Ge.
That's what they sing every night in front of the fire.
I blame Trump.
I blame Clinton.
I blame myself.
Be thankful it isn't John's fat arse!!
It was a fair point, well made.
Will it mind if I rest my feet on it?
It might bite.
Putting my orthographist hat on, I think it's spelt HYGGE ... sorry.It looks like a scrotum .... I wouldn't want to rest my feet on a scrotum .... well, not on a weekday !! XXXX
Some men find it difficult not to as they get older.
P.S. Thanks for the correction - I was a bit drunk last night, if you hadn't guessed...