I thought I would start the post off with an irritating conundrum as a title. I hope it doesn't ruin anyone's weekend.
Headline in the Bath Chronicle: Tom Stephenson works during weekend shock. If it's a shock to you, think what it's doing to my system.
Headline in the Norfolk Gazette: Couple's veggie u-turn sparks power-cut in Norwich shock.
Headline in New Day: Paper predicts own demise in mission-statement shock.
Headline in Shrewsbury Gazette: Elderly woman's 5 day Cream-Tea spree sparks manhunt.
Headline in Trelawnyd Gazette: Have you seen this chicken?
Headline in the Daily Franglaise: Retired stock-broker attacks 'Leftie Scroungers'.
Headline in Irish Times: Retired Druid discovers amazing fact on internet! (Also repeated in Huffington Post).
Another headline in Irish Times: Woman's children 'turn pink' shock! (Local G.P. blames a surfeit of cup-cakes).
I like the fact that this post is hyphen-heavy.
Doppelganger No 7¾. - [image: mummy-portrait-of-a-young-woman-3rd-century-louvre-paris] Picasso portrait of Jacqueline 1962. ...
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