Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
I am worried. Who did the painstaking handpicking?
I was wondering that. I hope it was done under hygienic conditions.
O.k. the jig is up!!!!!! I just enlarged the picture and it looks as if you colored over part of the 'B' with a black felt pen. And I fell for it.
I never thought you would...
When will you learn that whiskey and crack don't mix?
When I stop mixing them.
Do they export?
They probably chuck handfuls of it over the Channel.
Shame on you Tom - I was about to blame our Oriental brothers for yet another unusual "delicacy", when I read Iris's comment.Wonder how they do the handpicking?
So did Iris!
There is a town in Czechoslovakia where carp is a must-have speciality. Apparently one restaurant serves it in many different ways, but there is a serious mis-print on the menus. Fried crap, anyone.
Your schoolboy humour is unsurpassed Tom !!!! XXXX
I have been waiting for it to abate since I left school.
Anyone for a crap sandwich, hey?
That's what Cromer used to be famous for. Now you tell me it is all candy-floss, and I cannot think of a way of changing the spelling to turn it into filth.
You can still get plenty of crap sandwiches everywhere. If you cant find one I'll make you one.
Having read Iris's comment, all I can say is you are wicked Tom. One of my favourite sandwiches is crab and I refuse to be put off it by schoolboy humour!
Next time you bite into one, try not to think of me... heh heh heh....
I can be such a gullible old fart, thank you Iris.
That makes us two old farts.
I would have given it a double-take too, so no shame here.