I've already burnt myself out today by writing a thousand words of ultimatum in a make-or-break attempt to secure my future, but I have a responsibility to bore you on a daily basis, so I will do my best.
Yesterday, they laid down the law, and in doing so, they moved the goal-posts so far to one side that I am not sure what position I am playing in any longer.
I awoke at 4.30, worrying. Yes, me, worrying. So I got up and formulated my response of a thousand words whilst drinking coffee. I never fail to be astounded at how a cup of good coffee can turn an ordinary person's future from a no hope to a golden one - or at least put a thick lining of silver around the darkest of clouds.
Have you ever tried coffee? I cannot recommend it highly enough.
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