Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Monday, 16 November 2015
This will work.
Russia has been - up until now - thrown back out into the cold by their generally dastardly behaviour, which includes the support of Assad in Syria, plus the suppression of the Kurdish sympathisers who, almost single-handedly, are doing amazing things on the ground to defend strategic positions previously occupied by the hard-pressed Yazedi people, whose very name is so unfamiliar to the USA, that it doesn't even appear as a correct spelling on the check.
Russia has also been disgraced by the revelation that most of its gold medal award winning athletes have been systematically doped-up to the eyeballs with their brother's blood, plus extra added performance-enhancing chemicals.
Well here's a solution - Let's have three categories of Olympic athletes:
The Ordinary Olympics.
The Doped-Up Olympics,
That way, you wouldn't have to lose an entire generation of Russian athletes, and NATO will regain a very tooled-up military who will rush to our aid on the ground against ISIL.