Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Well bugger me
Would you mind if I didn't?
Looking at your skinny legs.............no
What's legs got to do with it? (or am I missing something to do with Russell Crowe...)
Hummmm you are missing sex appeal
I lost that years ago. I am now trying to make the most of what is left, like.... er.... my hair?
How do you get from watching fireworks to having sex with John in just two comments!
Or not as the case may be.
He started it, Sir.
I'll just say it was spectacular. Suspect that the Chinese are working out how to get a ball of light to climb it.
I think it is Japanese, just in case this post causes an international incident. Anyway, sex and fireworks have always gone together.Down here under the border, we call November 5th 'Burns Night'.
I'm partial to skinny legs. Also, I recall a bonfire night in Ottery St. Mary.