Monday, 2 November 2015

Cats and dogs

Just so I can irritate you even more than I did yesterday, I am going to carry on with this theme.

It is possible to make your own version of reality, but it is far safer to let others who have gone before you to make it in advance. Well, I say 'in advance' but it may not necessarily be in any particular order. As far as I am concerned, if I put the cat in the box, it is still going to be in there when I leave the room. Anything else would be disrespectful to the cat, and even if it wasn't there, I would still be worrying about it.

Dogs are man's best friend. Here is a little test you can easily carry out to prove it.

Go for a drive with your dog, park up and put it in the boot of your car, then walk off and leave it for 4 hours. I can guarantee that when you return and open the boot, the dog will treat you like a long-lost friend by jumping up and kissing you, and generally expressing its deep love for you in any way it can.

Now try doing the same with your wife or girlfriend and see what sort of a reaction you get when you let her out.


  1. I wouldn't recommend trying it with me.

  2. This is closer to testing fate than to reality.

  3. Something to do with the size of the brain possibly.

  4. My bleedin' server is not serving me well right now, so I am saving myself until I stop feeling the urge to tear my hair out.