Saturday, 17 October 2015

Hell hath, etc.

I liked Moll's parking video. It reminded me of when I was with a friend who was trying to park his car in similar circumstances, and a woman shot in front to bag the space. We were just going over the road for a drink, so he parked right up against the front of her car so she couldn't get out again, locked his doors, then we left. He forgot to lock his tailgate.

When we got back, she had climbed in through the back, let the handbrake off, moved his car, stolen his tax disc, emptied everything out of the glove compartment and spread it freely over the floors, and I am surprised she did not think of using the upholstery as a toilet.

I was filled with a certain admiration for her. He almost deserved this for being so stupid as not locking the back.

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  1. I would have pissed freely all over the drivers seat.

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    1. I know - even if you weren't blocked in.

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    2. More funny than you know..

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  2. That's funny, I couldn't help but laugh! I'll bet your friend wasn't laughing, though.

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    1. He felt like an idiot, but had to admit that she won.

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  3. Love it. By the way - don't women usually win - in the end?

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