Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
True story : I knew a woman with a pet parrot who taught him to say, "I talk, can you fly?"
My favourite response and the only one I can be bothered to comment on tonight.
Or the other way round...?
Parrots are by no means top of my list of desired pets and come a long way after the farmer, dogs, cats, and hens.
I wouldn't be able to tolerate all the small squawk.
You could train yours to say "cheer up mate".
I feel sorry for all Parrots who live their lives locked away in a tiny cage, regardless of what they can or cannot say.
A woman buys a parrot as a surprise gift for her family and puts it in the corner of the living room to wait for them to come home. She bought it from a brothel which went out of business, so was warned that the language may be a bit fruity.the first thing the bird said was, "A new brothel with a new madam - nice!'The daughters come home and the parrot says, "Two new girls too. Things are looking up!"The husband comes home and the parrot says, "Hello Frank!"