Wednesday, 6 May 2015

What's behind the door?


Sitting at lunch in my friend's house on the outskirts of Bath last Monday, I looked at the door at the bottom of the stairs and was slightly puzzled as to its orientation.

"What's behind that door?" I asked him.

"I'll show you," he said.


34 comments:

  1. Is he offering you an exploring adventure? Don't do it.... looks ominous!

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    1. These days, I wouldn't fit anyway.

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  2. The house comes complete with original features.

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    1. True, and it's only 1905 - long after priests had holes.

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  3. The Cask of Amontillado comes to mind.

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  4. And that's the start of the next Dr Who Xmas episode.

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  5. Most of us have an old hoover, mop andbucket and a few bundles of bin bags behind ours
    Trust you

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    1. It's not mine. What happened to my goose eggs, you cunt?

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    2. Okok remind me of your address you fart from hades

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    3. Bit late for unwanted goose eggs now, isn't it? They will be expecting goslings by now?

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  6. Cannot for the life of me imagine what it all is - looks like sheets and blankets.

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    1. Bless you Weave and your positive outlook on a comfortable life - it's a ragged hole in a stone wall.

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  7. A crawling hole giving access to a pub cellar or a bank vault is it ?

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    1. If it is, they have yet to build the bank or cellar.

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    2. He's too old to start laying down young wine, and he's too poor to open a bank.

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  8. Are you going to tell us ?

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  9. It looks as if a Superhero has burst through, chasing one of the bad guys !!!!! Does Spiderman live there ? XXXX

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    1. I think a spider must, but I haven't seen it.

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  10. Ok, that's so cool that I have 'door-and-what's-behind-it-envy'.

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  11. This is from the cartoon where the rabbit ran through the wall.

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  12. It's the wine cellar. Very handy just there.

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    1. Could be, but I was never offered wine.

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