Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Is he offering you an exploring adventure? Don't do it.... looks ominous!
These days, I wouldn't fit anyway.
The house comes complete with original features.
True, and it's only 1905 - long after priests had holes.
The Cask of Amontillado comes to mind.
Orson Wells comes to mine.
And that's the start of the next Dr Who Xmas episode.
That was my response.
Most of us have an old hoover, mop andbucket and a few bundles of bin bags behind oursTrust you
It's not mine. What happened to my goose eggs, you cunt?
Okok remind me of your address you fart from hades
Bit late for unwanted goose eggs now, isn't it? They will be expecting goslings by now?
Cannot for the life of me imagine what it all is - looks like sheets and blankets.
Bless you Weave and your positive outlook on a comfortable life - it's a ragged hole in a stone wall.
A crawling hole giving access to a pub cellar or a bank vault is it ?
If it is, they have yet to build the bank or cellar.
He's too old to start laying down young wine, and he's too poor to open a bank.
Are you going to tell us ?
I thought I had.
It looks as if a Superhero has burst through, chasing one of the bad guys !!!!! Does Spiderman live there ? XXXX
I think a spider must, but I haven't seen it.
Ok, that's so cool that I have 'door-and-what's-behind-it-envy'.
Me too. I want the same.
This is from the cartoon where the rabbit ran through the wall.
Oh Yes - the Were-Rabbit.
It's the wine cellar. Very handy just there.
Could be, but I was never offered wine.