Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Saturday, 16 May 2015
Here at The Fanny and Dick, we are preparing ourselves for another hectic Saturday night.
I've sprinkled down some sawdust and she has put some new fly-papers up.
Here's a sneak preview of Monday's quiz night, hosted by John:
What's your name, then? Now where have I put my glasses? Who dropped one? Could everyone settle down, please? Do you know how long it has taken me to get here from Trelawnyd? Can someone buy me a drink? Rachel, could you keep your voice down please? Tom, haven't you had enough?
I could go on...