Belgian drivers are the worst in Europe.
Switzerland comprises of nothing but chocolate manufacturers and bankers.
Germans have no sense of humour and are excellent chefs.
Italians make fine civil engineers.
The Dutch hate cheese and only drink German beer.
The Scots are mean.
Yorkshire people are mean, wear cloth-caps and keep whippets.
Surrey people are mean but rich, unlike Yorkshire people who are just mean.
Chinese people will eat anything and are inscrutable.
Somerset people all drink cider.
Devon people eat all the apples before they can make them into cider.
Nobody knows what Cumbrian people are like.
Cornish builders are the worst in Europe.
French builders are the second worst in Europe.
It's grim up North.
The most beautiful bridge in the world is just outside Chewton Mendip.
Norfolk people have webbed feet.
Prince Phillip is renowned for his diplomatic skills.
There's no smoke without fire.
Jeremy Clarkson is a dim-witted buffoon.
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