Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Russell Crowe remains a boring c***


Ok, I know I have said this before, but - despite John Gray's schoolboy infatuation - I really do think that Russell Crowe is an obnoxious, arrogant, aggressive and talentless lump of bush-meat, albeit a very wealthy one.

He has now turned into a director, but remains the same rude bastard that he has always been to the journalists who have made him his fortune. Tonight it was a woman, but he doesn't care who or what they are.

What on Earth could anyone possibly see in him???  I really do not understand it. He can't even act for fuck's sake. God knows how his directing skills compare to his thespian ones.

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  1. I said this to John on Saturday night. What can anyone see in him? The papers said he flirted with Liz Hurley. Flirt my foot. He was like a lump of lard.

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    1. Well if Hugh Grant prefers a rampantly ghastly transvestite prostitute to Liz Hurley, maybe there something about her we do not know. Having said that, I would rather spend the evening with Lilly Savage that Russell bloody Crowe.

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    2. That says more about Hugh Grant than Liz Hurley.

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    3. Don't forget the tyranny either.

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  2. He's......all..........man!u

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    1. U will never make an acceptable homosexual

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    2. My father thought that there was no such thing.

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  3. Clap! Clap! very droll indeed :)

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  4. A New Zealander with links to Wrexham in North Wales. What more is there to say.

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    1. Mr Gray might find that even more offensive.

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  5. WE disown him, her is Aussie's problem.

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    1. He desperately pretends to be an Aussie, but they won't have him.

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    2. Wrexham would probably take him in.

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  6. Each to his own Tom, each to his own?

    Are you still getting celestial music when you visit my blog?

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    1. I suppose so, but it's fun to have a pantomime villain.

      I haven't had music on your blog for the last few visits.

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  7. I never looked on R.C. (or thought about him) before - not a loss at all: in the "Spiegel" I see a fat, oily guy with a beaver-toupet on his head, looking as if he likes his beer (nothing against that), is conceited/insecure and might be violent - and I doubt him being 50, he looks much older.

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    1. Your description sums him up perfectly - he is all of those things.

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  8. The other night I watched 007 Skyfall for the third time. Forget Russell Crowe, for my money you can't go wrong with Daniel Craig! Now that's a sexy man!!

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    1. Yes. I would rather shag a shop-window dummy too. Well said.

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  9. A complete tosser in every way. Mr Gray has unspeakably bad taste.

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    1. Whereas you, dear Em, have just displayed the quintessence of aesthetic excellence with that remark. A girl after my own heart.

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    2. Many just don't see that Tom. Your insight is unsurpassed.

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  10. Who is he and what does he do? Apart from annoy you, I mean?

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    1. How I wish I had been sheltered from him as you seem to have been, Toffeeapple. He calls himself an actor, and now he calls himself a director.

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