This is my latest message from the Google Blogger team:
'The change to Blogger's Adult Content policy announced previously is not being implemented.'
So be warned, that picture of me in my Speedos is going up after all.
A young man on the beach was bemoaning that he could not pick up girls, so the lifeguard advised him to stick a large potato down his trunks the following day, and this he did.
The lifeguard was watching from a distance when he saw the man walking down the beach and noticed that everyone - especially women - was running away from him, so he went up to investigate.
I've come over all unnecessary !!!!! XXXX
ReplyDeleteCalm down, dear.
DeleteBack, front, or side view?
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't make a lot of difference.
DeleteOh.
DeleteThis reminds me of an Israeli joke I heard once:
ReplyDeleteA young man on the beach was bemoaning that he could not pick up girls, so the lifeguard advised him to stick a large potato down his trunks the following day, and this he did.
The lifeguard was watching from a distance when he saw the man walking down the beach and noticed that everyone - especially women - was running away from him, so he went up to investigate.
"I meant put it down the front, not the back!"
I was going to suggest a courgette.
DeleteYou know what you can do with your courgette, don't you?
DeleteWell don't post the video up here - I'll have to take it down like I did Cro's.
DeleteHaha ….. very good. XXXX
ReplyDeleteI wonder what made them change their mind?
ReplyDeleteAppeals from porn advertisers like the one I have just deleted, Elaine. They would have lost money. Simples.
DeleteOy... you deleted mine too!
DeleteFair's fair. You shouldn't have put up your own home-made porn site featuring an average day in the Magnon household.
DeleteI wonder why they are singling you out for these messages - I have received nothing here. Maybe they all read your blog regularly.
ReplyDeleteNow I am worried. I used to get targeted advertising from Saga, and now it is all porn-related. I don't look at the stuff - honest!
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