LORD SCRUMPTIOUS: "This is the best thing I have seen since the last thing you made for me! Please accept this cheque for £1000!"
ME: "Thank you, Lord Scrumptious."
LORD SCRUMPTIOUS: "Tell me, young fella-me-lad, what are you going to spend all that money on?"
ME: "Maintaining my Volvo Estate, Lord Scrumptious."