The following warning has just appeared at the top of my Blogger screen:
On 23 March, Blogger will no longer allow certain sexually explicit content.
I am now wondering what they call 'sexually explicit', and how they can be so 'certain' about it. If you don't hear from me after March 23rd, then I will have fallen foul.
Silly blogger.
ReplyDeleteMerle.........
Does that mean I will no longer be able to call you rude names do you think?
ReplyDeleteI hope so.
DeleteToo much discussion about King cnut.
ReplyDeleteAnd Fanny.
DeleteAnd cunt.
DeleteDamn, I knew I should have been checking your blog more often. Looks like it's soon going to be too late.
ReplyDeleteGet it while you can.
DeleteAs it says 'on' rather than 'from' I am presuming that either Blogger is bad at grammar or it really means just for the day. When have you ever been sexually explicit Tom? (I am a real innocent and if you have it has probably gone right over my head).
ReplyDeleteI did it when you weren't looking, Weave.
DeleteInteresting - and rather affronting that I didNnt get any reprimands - console myself that they either do not understand sexual innuendo (but bloggers do: the most often used searchword in my stats is "Irene Adler's sexy moan') - or my English is too impenetrable (see: I always have an excuse).
ReplyDeleteThey probably don't understand your form of innuendo.
DeleteThe google brain of the world apparently filed Walt Whitman's book 'Leaves of Grass' in their Gardening section. Careful Tom. Anything thing can happen.
ReplyDeleteIt' ok - I don't own a Kindle.
DeleteSo easily vesicated ..... :
ReplyDeleteDesiccated.
DeleteWrong it means to raise a blister. In your case the blister is a four letter word starting with a C . . . .
DeleteNo, I was referring to you as desiccated.
DeleteThat made me chortle
DeletePerhaps you could start a Lifestyle blog …. you could tell us where to position our candlesticks !!!! XXXX
ReplyDeleteThe old nun/convent joke - "Goodnight girls. Candles out!"
DeleteOh brother!
DeleteI've just read their threats.... I think it refers to hard porn. So no saucy pictures of Edwina Curry please.
ReplyDeleteI can guarantee that.
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