Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
I bet you could find a bouncy anything !!!! There is a ride on bouncy willy !!!!! …. and a bouncy Catholic church !! This opens up many posibilities …. I'm quite excited about it !!!!! XXXX
I'm so excited, I spelt possibilities wrong but, who cares when you can get a ride on bouncy willy ?!!! XXXX
I don't think a bouncy willy sounds that good really Jackie.
Well, each to their own Rachel …… sounds good to me !!! XXXX
Now find me a bouncy synagogue
Find me a bouncy tit - or two.
You'll do that all by yourself my friend xxx
That minarette looks a bit dodgy.
I bet you say that to all the Mullahs.