Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Yikes!(I'm hoping that photo isn't indicative of your time in London)
Cute!Hope you and H.I. had a great time in London.
What did you call me? Oh, that.
You missed us so much that you were ripping your hair out?! Awwwwhhh!
Only my pubic hair - what there is left.
Well, that didn't take long!
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Darling Tom,London can have this effect!Hoping that you and H.I. had a wonderful time and celebrated the birthday in style.Many happy returns to H.I.
I'll pass that (and all the others) on, thank you.
Fuck, I was just getting used to a bit of peace and quiet.
So was I.
This picture is an accurate portrayal of how everyone saw me when in London, for reasons I will explain!
Brace yourself girls......I sense an Oliver Reed-esque story coming on
'Brace yourself girls' used to be my chat-up line before I was convicted.