Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
What I wouldn't give to appear on The Archers!
What happened? I thought it was going to be Morrissey.
Morrissey in an argument with Susan - now that I would love to hear.
When Roy went up on the roof. I threw up in a bucket
I was praying for a 15 second scream as he fell to his death.
Roy is going to shag Elizabeth again, but this time it's going to be up the wrong-un! Mark my words.
Was the background designed by Gilbert and George? (from a non-Archers listener)
Looks like it.
Is Sir Cliff not still turning the lights on? Is there not such a thing as innocent until proven guilty - or has that gone out of the window in these media crazy days?
I think it has gone out of the window in these media crazy days.