Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Sunday, 4 May 2014
We're off to see the Wizzy...
This post is purely to solicit a response from the Hattatts. It is of H.I., sitting in God's spotlight at Iford Manor this afternoon, wearing her new, Orgreen sunglasses.
Her: "I have been wearing my old sunglasses for 30 years now."
Me: "So that means you have only spent £500 on sunglasses in 30 years. That's still quite a lot."
Her: "No, I don't think so..."
Me: "Yes, you are right. You have had at least two other pairs since I moved in about 25 years ago, so let's call it £1000 in 30 years, shall we?"
Her: "I don't think so... Anyway, have a look at the blue of that front door against the Wisteria using these sunglasses!"
She moves toward the light like a moth and, once there, basks in it like a reptile.