Monday, 28 April 2014

Who is Tom Stephenson?


Anyone who has tried to Google me up would have most certainly come across this photo of someone whose real name might be Tom Stephenson. I know I did on more than one occasion, but the picture is beginning to pall now. I am guessing he is the one on the left.

I am also guessing that he is a professional football player, but it doesn't take a genius to guess that I think I may have made the wrong career move quite a few years ago when I eschewed football for the sake of Art.

Ok, I have ended up as a WAG of sorts and my tits are almost as big as hers, but - somehow - it's not quite the same.


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  1. You look like Peter Frampton and I never fancied him then any more than I do now.

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    1. Which one of us three looks like Frampton?

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  2. The banter continues........

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    1. The banter is beginning to take over.

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  4. Actually I thought it might be you in the first photo of http://mittendrinnen.blogspot.ie

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    1. I don't want to know how you found that, but I know it wasn't searching for T.S.

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  5. Hello, my name is Tom Stephenson. I am fed up with people coming up to me to talk about chisels and hammers and millstone grit and english china clay and bloody marble statues and how to use an angle grinder and all the other bloody things you say you do so will you please stop using my name and use your own sodding name. Yours the real Tom Stephensonxx And now I am going back to sleep..

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  6. How many more times do I have to ask you to put the clock right....

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  7. Nice pair of 3d bits. Hers, not yours.

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  8. Reminds me of "Mein Name sei Gantenbein" by Max Frisch. (The narrator changes his identities often, to look at his experiences from different angles. "I try on stories like clothes".

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    1. Like a lot of adolescents, I tried on ideas like clothes, just to see if they fitted.

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  9. One of the main reasons for taking on an assumed name is to divert attention. Looks like I shot myself in the foot.

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  10. I'm proud to say that I use my real name.

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