Anyone who has tried to Google me up would have most certainly come across this photo of someone whose real name might be Tom Stephenson. I know I did on more than one occasion, but the picture is beginning to pall now. I am guessing he is the one on the left.
I am also guessing that he is a professional football player, but it doesn't take a genius to guess that I think I may have made the wrong career move quite a few years ago when I eschewed football for the sake of Art.
Ok, I have ended up as a WAG of sorts and my tits are almost as big as hers, but - somehow - it's not quite the same.