Thursday, 24 April 2014

Dildo's Lament



Ok, I don't have time for a full post this morning, because I have to shift a quarter of a million pounds worth of sculpture, so - as John would say - Enjoy!

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  1. And I did enjoy it...even though I obviously have a fat fucking arse!

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    1. I am not even going to mention anal glands now, despite your expertise in that area.

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    2. Go squeeze yerself! (I really MUST go to bed now, much as I would love to carry on the banter)

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    3. Go on.....run away you yellow bellied sow from hades

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    4. I was just about to turn the 'pooter off, then I saw this gem of a comment. How I wish it was Friday.

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    5. How I wish I was in Bath.... With a hammer

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  2. The liveness is greatly enhanced by the clod-hopping footfall of the spear-carriers, don't you think?

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  3. P.S. - That spear-carrier must have been deafened by the toon in her ear like that!

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  4. Did she get the dildo stuck up her cunt? Have a good day and don't drop it on your foot.

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    1. Language! And we're not even playing the game! Anyway, I'll try not to drop it. Everyday I put myself into situations which could bankrupt me, but I'm used to it now.

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    2. It was to stop other people talking to me. I knew it would put them off.

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    3. The things I let people get away with on my blog. I have been barred from other's blogs for a thousand times less.

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    4. Me too.

      I'm not sure whether I should thank you or just tell you the truth that I knew I could get away with it.

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    5. You got away with it with me, but I' not sure your got any more followers. Still, if you don't want anyone to talk to you, then no harm done, eh?

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    6. John's still talking to me.

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    7. In single words of one syllable.

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  5. Until you got to the words "worth of sculpture" I thought you were involved in some money laundering.

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    1. It would take me about 20 years to shift that lot without OPM - other people's money.

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