Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Thursday, 27 March 2014
Too much, too soon
I can't believe the animal-hoarder was moaning about being a few short of having 700 followers, and I can't believe that about 6 people actually responded to his petulant screams for even more attention by signing up - just to shut him up - like giving into the child in a sweetshop.
You know what you have done now, don't you? Next thing, he will be saying that 706 is 'unbalanced' (sic), but it should be 'imbalanced'. No, wait a minute, he might have meant 'unbalanced' after all, without even realising it. No, wait again - he only used the word 'balance'. I am putting words into his mouth (ooh, missus), but I just know he would have said that.
Whatever, the more you give into him, the more he will want until he will be asking you to round it up to the nearest sixth zero, such is his insatiable desire for fame and notoriety. It has gone to his head, and we all have a responsibility to bring him down to earth gently - Going Gently.
I wonder if - when he gets his own T.V. series, as he surely will - he will bother with all of us who put him where he is today, and I wonder if he will have the time to take care of all those animals which also put him on the map?
What will happen to all those poor souls in Intensive Care, when he takes his uniform off for the last time?
All I would say to him is remember the Singing Nun, John.