Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Thursday, 20 March 2014
Spring - time to throw away the oranges
The advantages of being too lazy to clear the gutters on your workshop. I've never seen a healthier dandelion.
Google tells me it's the first day of Spring and, for once, it feels like it.
Around both Spring and Autumn when the weather is in a transitional period, I often wake up and have to remind myself what time of year it is. Last week I spent the first two minutes of one day convinced that Christmas was just around the corner.
Every Christmas, I try to convince H.I. that nobody is going to eat any of the whole tray of mandarin oranges that she likes to buy just for the way they look and the fact that it has become a tradition, and every year - as predicted - nobody eats any of them.
Today, I finally got around to throwing the tray of mouldy fruit out with the rubbish.