Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Haha! I drive for a living which can be boring and the game has kept me amused all week.
That's a great image - you driving along in your car alone, laughing to yourself. Now I know this blog has all been worthwhile - almost.
What sort of a chair would I be? I like to think of myself as a big, 17th century, dark oak carved one, but everyone else thinks of me as a little stool.
Haha! I drive a big white or sometimes small white van and try to be very curteous to other drivers, which results in me letting many people know they are in the game at the top of my voice. If my sons are in the van they try to hide under the seat.
You actually shout it to other drivers? With your sons in the car?!
Hahahahahahaha !! C***** under the HammerTop C*****Two and a half C*****I've decided not to write the full word …. I think that I'm losing followers !! Do you think that it will make a difference ?!! Haha…. and, many thanks for your birthday wishes. It was very kind of you . XXXX
I think that you'd be a Bath Chair !!!! Boom, boom !!
If the c****s haven't got a sense of humour, then f*** 'em.
Or a commode...
Brilliantly. Top C***t.
I love it when women talk dirty, but - strangely - I hate it when men call women that. I would NEVER do that, and that's the truth.
here we go......... fasten your seatbelts
... it's going to be a cunt of a ride.
Your readers are obviously spread far and wide!
Their legs are.
I love that we can be so easily amused. Or perhaps I should only speak for myself.
No, deep down, we all have this simple amusement - or most of us with any humour at all do anyway.
When we were talking of Egypt we forgot Cleopatra's Cunt. Sorry, but it was an obvious gap.
The Great Cunt of Giza is another omission.
'Dick Cunt - Special Agent'or'Dick Barton - Special Cunt'.'Life with The Cunts''Sunday Cunts at The London Palladium'
Where do you find it all Tom? Things like this seem to fall into your lap - and no I don't just mean the c**t !
That made me laugh Weave. It was sent to me by a fellow blogger, like I said. Other than that, I lead a sheltered life.
P.S. - If you should ever share this with your friends and they ask you the same question, then you just say you got it from me - same deal.
Loved your comment over at mine and, you had the courtesy to censor the C word as it was on my blog …… you are such a gentlemen.Can we just play this game all the time ? I played it with my oldest friend in the pub the other day …… we laughed 'till we cried !!!! XXXX
I try not to be obscene on other people's blogs, but I sometimes fail. It's all to do with my schoolboy sense of humour. I think this game might catch on.
Oh cum on, it is nothing to be ashamed of.
Over at kingcnut.com you can all buy king cnut t-shirts. ps- apologies for my dyslexia.
You missed out the apostrophe - it should be ...'king Cnut!
So, whilst driving along today I thought of Phil Spencer, Special c***, Kirsty Allsop's Vintage c***, The c*** and I. Then I turned my attention to stuff around me, the Dog and Gun pub didn't quite cut it but the Queen's Head did!!
Glad you arrived home in one piece.
Where's today post ?Are you resting on your c-nt laurels ?
Too busy trying to earn a living with my day-job, mate. I have been shaping marble today. It's as boring as hell, but - like banging your head against a wall - nice when you finish.
It's as painful as banging your head against a wall too.
I'm giggling wildly at all these comments. And I love the game. I can't wait to tell some of my workmates at the bookstore about it!
Seems like I am not the only one addicted to a bit of filth.