Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
I ate the left eye tonight, and H.I. had the right... or was it the other way round?
Very eggy. I like it
Quite porky too.
The yellow eye of the little purple god....
Sounds a bit rude...
You prefer the Kipling original then...
Eye, eye, sailor.
Creepy eggy face!
That's twice you've insulted me in one post.
Oops! Didn't mean to double post! Haha
Strangely attractiveOh be still my beating heart
I am now looking for suitable packaging for the two survivors.
Sent - by next day delivery. That cost me more than the fucking eggs...
You are a pal x