Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Dirty old gir
Gir? Do you mean 'girl', or 'git'? You would have creamed yourself if it had been some Australian half-wit actor in pantaloons.
Alas it was not...
I have just had to explain the meaning of your post today to the farmer, who is one of the world's innocents! All he said finally was that her dress was too tight.
I bet he says that to all the animals.
OH DANNY BOY! (GEDDITT??)
Goddit. It certainly is very shapely.
It was, and probably still is.
Or (as they call it over here) 'Un Londres bottom'.