I'm turning into Ivor Cutler now.
Men in skirts with no knickers. Aye - that the story of my life ( married to a Scotsman).
You could have married a nice Indian man, or a Ghurka.
Thinking about that...but the well-endowed Scotsman will do nicely thank you.
Once again, too much information. Anyway, I happen to know that your Scotsman tucks his T-shirt into the elasticated waist-band of his golfing trousers on warm days.
"nurse!!!!!!!!!!!! NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Were you expecting an injection?
And have you tasted the stuff? GHASTLY.
Nice if you like essence of chicory - which they got used to in times of rationing.
W-A-I-T-I-N-G ...
I'm turning into Ivor Cutler now.
ReplyDeleteMen in skirts with no knickers. Aye - that the story of my life ( married to a Scotsman).
ReplyDeleteYou could have married a nice Indian man, or a Ghurka.
DeleteThinking about that...but the well-endowed Scotsman will do nicely thank you.
DeleteOnce again, too much information. Anyway, I happen to know that your Scotsman tucks his T-shirt into the elasticated waist-band of his golfing trousers on warm days.
Delete"nurse!!!!!!!!!!!! NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWere you expecting an injection?
DeleteAnd have you tasted the stuff? GHASTLY.
ReplyDeleteNice if you like essence of chicory - which they got used to in times of rationing.
DeleteW-A-I-T-I-N-G ...
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