Friday, 26 October 2012

Russell Crowe is a stupid and useless waste of time

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  1. The silly bastard has even got the arrow on the wrong side of the bow in the above picture. What does ANYONE see in this fool? He is a complete and utter wanker.

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    1. YOU are handsome, Johno, not that talentless and charmless bloke.

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  3. He cannot do any other accent other than Australian, he is that FUCKING useless.

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  4. Tom, you have to watch this interview with Toronto based radio host Gian Gomeshi and Billy Bob Thornton. Talk about useless, he's worse than Russel Crowe.

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  5. Sorry he's the link...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWS6qyy7bw

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    1. Billy Bob - another wanker! Some people just don't know which side their bread is buttered. Thanks for that, Raz.

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    2. Of course. I have no reason to personally dislike the bloke, I just enjoy the process.

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  6. It looks as though the Russell Crowe fan club has deleted the BBC audio clip from this post. I must have a wider, more influential readership than I thought!

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    1. Oh no, it's come back again. So much for my illusions of grandeur.

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  7. I don't think I've ever seen a film in which Mr Crowe appears, but I've been in a few myself and I know what most actors are like. Firstly they mostly whisper their lines; it takes very good sound recordists to register anything at all. Secondly they are a bunch of puppets; they're told where to stand, where to go, what to say, how to react, when to fart, etc, and if they can't get it right, they have to do it over and over again until they do.

    Great skill is NOT required. To be able to do what you're told, IS.

    Regardless of the above, some people seem to think they're GODS.

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    1. These days, part of being an internationally acclaimed actor is - at least - being able to do a slightly better regional accent than Dick Van Dyke could come up with in Mary Poppins. Poor old Crowe doesn't seem to have mastered that art, but doesn't take kindly to anyone pointing that out.

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