Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Monday, 10 September 2012
Stupid Hippies in Glastonbury - shock, horror, etc.
You thought I was mad? Check out what is going on inGLASTONBURY right now, and you may change your mind.
Pay special attention (search for it, man, I can't be arsed) to the outrageous way that all the hippy residents are being poisoned by THE GOVERNMENT, as high altitude airplanes swoop over and chuck down mind-altering chemicals upon their heads, which have already been severely damaged by mind-altering chemicals, making them that much more vulnerable.
What amazes me is how THE GOVERNMENT can be so accurate when dropping the mind-altering chemicals so as to only drop them on a small community of already stupid people, when they have virtually no control over the 'smart bombs' that they drop on wedding parties in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.
Wow - they really must know something we don't.
Oh well, I suppose all this absolute fucking bullshit is what passes for news in Glastonbury. I would contact the editor directly if I were you.