Monday, 10 September 2012

Stupid Hippies in Glastonbury - shock, horror, etc.


You thought I was mad?  Check out what is going on in GLASTONBURY right now, and you may change your mind.

Pay special attention (search for it, man, I can't be arsed) to the outrageous way that all the hippy residents are being poisoned by THE GOVERNMENT, as high altitude airplanes swoop over and chuck down mind-altering chemicals upon their heads, which have already been severely damaged by mind-altering chemicals, making them that much more vulnerable.

What amazes me is how THE GOVERNMENT can be so accurate when dropping the mind-altering chemicals so as to only drop them on a small community of already stupid people, when they have virtually no control over the 'smart bombs' that they drop on wedding parties in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.

Wow - they really must know something we don't.

Oh well, I suppose all this absolute fucking bullshit is what passes for news in Glastonbury.  I would contact the editor directly if I were you.

7 comments:

  1. Great picture there Tom. Although it's difficult to tell where his face ends and his chest starts.

    Those Chemtrails look like they could be made from rabbit's eyes?

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    1. Yeah man - the strongest glue in the history of the entire universe. So imagine what it would do when linked to hypnotism.

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  2. Some of them even believe that 'crap circles' are made by alien spaceships too. The GOVERNMENT has a lot to answer for.

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    1. A young lady friend of mine was personally responsible for many of those crap circles, I recently found out.

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