Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Not even Erectus, as far as I can see.
I loved this story.....the old duffer
The stupid old cow.
Unbelieveable! I wonder if she can spur governments into action with that gift she has.
Maybe... just maybe...
I think HI should go have a go at fixing it. It's the mouth....just awful. And of course the Church was aware of it.
Rolph Harris could have a go at fixing it. He could only improve.
Oh for goodness sake just look at Kate's tits if you care about either story. Or page three. Or join the campaign against something or other. Or flick to another channel...
Either story? What's the other one? I tried to look at Kate's arse last night, but - wouldn't you know it - the wind had dropped. Say lar vee.
There were some wonderful 'follow-ons' from this. Did you see her version of The Last Supper?
Not yet, but I did see the Simpsons version of Christ.
Both are pretty awful as far as I can see
You have to admit that one is slightly more awful than the other, but the big question is which one?