Monday, 6 August 2012

Golden Showers


We in the UK are getting Google headers like this every day at the moment, because - in case you haven't noticed - we are hosting the Olympic Games.... well, they are, I'm not.

Is it just me, or do I notice a hidden message in the characteristics of the cartoon people that feature in these American depictions of athletes?

They all seem to resemble Pinocchio to my eyes.  Are they trying to suggest something un-Olympic?

That Chinese weight-lifter sounded as though he was was going to commit suicide for letting his Motherland down so badly.

Only SILVER?  Tsk Tsk.




Oh, and - BTW - here's a picture of Kate Middleton's arse.  (Gratuitous?  Moi?) 

22 comments:

  1. Fuck the cartoon! You should be very proud of your compact but adorable island.

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  2. And I mean that in the Olympic way. You've done very well.

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    1. I'm sure you do, but fuck me anyway.

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  3. I think that we should have rosettes for all the entrants ( like the dog show we attended in july) I was VERY pleased we won 8th in the scruffiest dog class!!!!

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    1. To win 1st in a class of mutts would be oxymoronic anyway, wouldn't it? RSPCA should set something up.

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    2. I guess it would!
      I was thinking more of EVERYONE GETS A PRIZE

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    3. Nah - there has to be some losers. That's where I come in.

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  4. I hear through the blogland telegraph that you don't feel very popular at the moment. Let me reassure you that you are 'Mr. Popular 2012'.....I haven't commented much as I am glued to our sofa watching the Olympics as I'm very sure many others are too. XXXX

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    1. who have you been bitch slapping recently thomas?

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    2. No bitch slapping .... just golden showers.

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    3. Sorry, I just could resist. Anyway, in the pathetic attempt to sell news, I have resorted to 'Daily Sport' type headlines, asMark has learnt to his (minimal) cost.

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  5. Ugh! You got me again with your use of post titles. Will I ever learn?
    m.

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  6. Same as Mark and same as Grouchy

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    1. That;s the spirit, Moll - go for gold!

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  7. oh god the arse shot just for votes!
    i WOULD NEVER stoop so low

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  8. Why's that bloke carrying 2 Cowboy hats? Is he, perchance, the 'Carrier of the Royal Stetsons'?

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    1. p.s. What's the betting there's a new Pinocchio film about to be released.

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    2. A: I think that is exactly what he is, Cro.

      B: I hope not.

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  9. Compact and adorable island, that's a unique way of describing Kate's butt.

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