Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
I like it. Especially the European headlights. I have similar ones on my Mini. Is it new or used?
Funnily enough, the headlight units for old Minis were exactly the same as for 120 series Volvos, but if you asked for one for a Volvo, it was 3 times the price as the Mini. I always asked for one for a Mini, and the man pulled the identical part off the shelf. New, of course - £120,000.
It's stunning! Do you think I could fit 4 kids, four bikes, a couple of scooters and a mangy dog in there too?m.
It will do when I hitch a trailer to the tow bar.
Na, he's getting a tow bar, not a bike rack.
See above. I might sling a dead moose over the front and take it on hunting trips too.
Lady M would like a dark green Morgan. I would like an old silver BMW Z3. Neither of our wishes will be fulfilled, because the dogs insist on keeping the compact Royce.
I would - ideally - have liked a Lamborghini Diabolo, but H.I. thought it too flashy, so I got this instead.
Have you had a windfall or did the Palace ask you to restore all of their stone fireplaces ?.....and, when you have the tow-bar fitted, will you be adding a pair of fluffy dice and a nodding dog ?!!
Don't make me feel any more guilty than I already do - see next post...