Friday 22 June 2012

Two reasons to believe in God - You choose




Two reasons to believe in God:

1 - Because Einstein believed in it.

2 - Because Wittgenstein believed in it.

3 - Because Atheists and Christians (and all other orthodox religios) are generally stupid.


4 - Because it's rude not to.

5 - Because ...  well, just because,  alright?





13 comments:

  1. The binary proof? One drink v 4 drinks.
    You're my best friend and I love you...

    And God is dead or Dad depending on the amount of alcohol imbibed.

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    1. We have a lot in common too, Elegance.

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    2. P.S. - Never get into an argument about God in pubs - it doesn't like it.

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  2. So - you must be right? I think not.

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    1. I don't think either, Toffeeapple. That's 2 things we have in common - I love life and people as well.

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  3. Because it's rude not to?????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Honest to gawd, I feel that way a LOT.

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    1. Secretly (well not so secretly now) so do I Cathy. This is why I am so rude to Christians!

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  4. Was the title '5 reasons NOT to believe in dog'?

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    1. The next one is going to be '2 reasons to eat meat'.

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  5. It's so obvious when you explain it, Tom!

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    1. Yes - it takes a lot of effort to distill Wittgenstein down into 5 bite-sized morsels, but I think my work here is done.

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