Two reasons to believe in God:
1 - Because Einstein believed in it.
2 - Because Wittgenstein believed in it.
3 - Because Atheists and Christians (and all other orthodox religios) are generally stupid.
4 - Because it's rude not to.
4 - Because it's rude not to.
5 - Because ... well, just because, alright?
The binary proof? One drink v 4 drinks.
ReplyDeleteYou're my best friend and I love you...
And God is dead or Dad depending on the amount of alcohol imbibed.
We have a lot in common too, Elegance.
DeleteP.S. - Never get into an argument about God in pubs - it doesn't like it.
DeleteSo - you must be right? I think not.
ReplyDeleteI don't think either, Toffeeapple. That's 2 things we have in common - I love life and people as well.
DeleteI don't!
ReplyDeleteWhat? Think?
DeleteBecause it's rude not to?????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHonest to gawd, I feel that way a LOT.
Secretly (well not so secretly now) so do I Cathy. This is why I am so rude to Christians!
DeleteWas the title '5 reasons NOT to believe in dog'?
ReplyDeleteThe next one is going to be '2 reasons to eat meat'.
DeleteIt's so obvious when you explain it, Tom!
ReplyDeleteYes - it takes a lot of effort to distill Wittgenstein down into 5 bite-sized morsels, but I think my work here is done.
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