Monday, 30 April 2012

LET'S GET IT BLOODY OVER AND DONE WITH


THE SIDE OF THE BLOODY HOUSE - CLAD WITH BLOODY CEDAR AND AS BLOODY ECO AS YOU CAN BLOODY GET - ALRIGHT???



VIEW FROM THE BLOODY LIVING ROOM, INCLUDING ECO-BLOODY FRIENDLY AGA AND TIMBER-FRAMED BLOODY DETAILS - ALRIGHT???



VIEW FROM THE BLOODY KITCHEN SHOWING BLOODY WOOD-BURNING STOVE ET-BLOODY- CETERA.  ALRIGHT?????

THE BLOODY HOUSE HAS A CENTRAL SPINE OF THERMAL CONCRETE BLOCKS, ON TOP OF WHICH HAS BEEN PLACED SOME STEEL BLOODY RSJs.

THE BLOODY RSJs HAVE BEEN CLAD WITH BLOODY WOOD-WOOL BOARD - WHATEVER THE BLOODY HELL THAT IS - AND THEN - GET THIS - COMPLETELY COVERED IN TWO COATS OF BLOODY LIME-PLASTER!!!!!!!

NOT JUST ANY OLD BLOODY GYPSUM PLASTER - LIME BLOODY PLASTER WHICH - ACCORDING TO BLOODY HER WHO DID IT - GIVES AN ACOUSTICALLY SOFT INTERIOR, WHICH AGES NICELY OVER THE YEARS, AS DOES THE BLOODY WOOD FRAMING!!!!!!!

ALRIGHT??????????

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

29 comments:

  1. Of course, the whole effect is utterly charming.

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  2. BLOODY LUVERLY.
    What a beautiful home and wonderful views.
    I LOVE a bit of BLOODY lime plaster. My BLOODY favourite.
    I think that you have a very special gift for writing Lifestyle posts....you have such a way with words.

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  3. I CAN TELL YOU BLOODY LOVE IT!!!

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  4. I would kill my mother for that kitchen

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    1. She did. I was a pall-bearer at the funeral, but that's another story.

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    2. I thought I recognised you!

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  5. Should I be offended by the word "bloody"?
    Other than that, I love your house!
    m.

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    1. Should I be offended by the fact that you have obviously not read it properly and you seem to think it's my house? I don't think so.

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    2. I think I must have been overwhelmed with all the cursing. m.

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  6. Well, there was a bit too much yelling, but the photos are lovely. Love the kitchen cupboards.

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  7. Bloody great. Perhaps a bit bloody staged with all those throws thrown, but still full bloody marks.

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    1. Don't knock the throws Mise - they came in very handy on Sunday hangover morning for me and the dogs. Oh, the dogs. Now there's another post.

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    2. In fact, there IS another BLOODY post. See the next one...

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  8. I would then kill John for that kitchen

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    1. I would kill him anyway, just for the chickens.

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    2. I used to have an Israeli girlfriend who would confuse the word 'chicken' for 'kitchen'.

      I would ask, "What's for dinner?" and she would say, "Kitchen!"

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  9. I would kill you
    just for fun x

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    1. I'm a hard man to kill, but come one if you think you're hard enough (ooooh!)

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    2. 'One'? 'Come one and all'? ON!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. In this weather? Barn doors banging comes to mind (but nothing else).

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  11. an trains hurtling into a tunnel perhaps>?
    tee hee

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    1. Chimneys falling over more like, and...

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  13. I have been away picking up my kiddo from school and just saw this post in my dash and it scared the BLOODY HELL out of me. Now Tom do not go stealing life style bogging thunder. Joe was with me otherwise he would have BLOODY well alerted me to this post because he is a devoted silent follower of yours.

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    1. Joe should introduce himself one day. Why not give him a guest spot on your blog? He is obviously a man of refined taste.

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