Monday, 30 April 2012

LET'S GET IT BLOODY OVER AND DONE WITH


THE SIDE OF THE BLOODY HOUSE - CLAD WITH BLOODY CEDAR AND AS BLOODY ECO AS YOU CAN BLOODY GET - ALRIGHT???



VIEW FROM THE BLOODY LIVING ROOM, INCLUDING ECO-BLOODY FRIENDLY AGA AND TIMBER-FRAMED BLOODY DETAILS - ALRIGHT???



VIEW FROM THE BLOODY KITCHEN SHOWING BLOODY WOOD-BURNING STOVE ET-BLOODY- CETERA.  ALRIGHT?????

THE BLOODY HOUSE HAS A CENTRAL SPINE OF THERMAL CONCRETE BLOCKS, ON TOP OF WHICH HAS BEEN PLACED SOME STEEL BLOODY RSJs.

THE BLOODY RSJs HAVE BEEN CLAD WITH BLOODY WOOD-WOOL BOARD - WHATEVER THE BLOODY HELL THAT IS - AND THEN - GET THIS - COMPLETELY COVERED IN TWO COATS OF BLOODY LIME-PLASTER!!!!!!!

NOT JUST ANY OLD BLOODY GYPSUM PLASTER - LIME BLOODY PLASTER WHICH - ACCORDING TO BLOODY HER WHO DID IT - GIVES AN ACOUSTICALLY SOFT INTERIOR, WHICH AGES NICELY OVER THE YEARS, AS DOES THE BLOODY WOOD FRAMING!!!!!!!

ALRIGHT??????????

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
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29 comments:

  1. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 13:02

    Of course, the whole effect is utterly charming.

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  2. Jacqueline @ HOME30 April 2012 at 13:33

    BLOODY LUVERLY.
    What a beautiful home and wonderful views.
    I LOVE a bit of BLOODY lime plaster. My BLOODY favourite.
    I think that you have a very special gift for writing Lifestyle posts....you have such a way with words.

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  3. The Broad30 April 2012 at 13:41

    I CAN TELL YOU BLOODY LOVE IT!!!

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  4. John Going Gently30 April 2012 at 13:49

    I would kill my mother for that kitchen

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    1. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:39

      She did. I was a pall-bearer at the funeral, but that's another story.

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    2. John Going Gently30 April 2012 at 14:47

      I thought I recognised you!

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  5. Mark30 April 2012 at 14:25

    Should I be offended by the word "bloody"?
    Other than that, I love your house!
    m.

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    1. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:41

      Should I be offended by the fact that you have obviously not read it properly and you seem to think it's my house? I don't think so.

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    2. Mark1 May 2012 at 11:57

      I think I must have been overwhelmed with all the cursing. m.

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  6. megan blogs30 April 2012 at 14:32

    Well, there was a bit too much yelling, but the photos are lovely. Love the kitchen cupboards.

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  7. Mise30 April 2012 at 14:37

    Bloody great. Perhaps a bit bloody staged with all those throws thrown, but still full bloody marks.

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    1. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:43

      Don't knock the throws Mise - they came in very handy on Sunday hangover morning for me and the dogs. Oh, the dogs. Now there's another post.

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    2. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 15:26

      In fact, there IS another BLOODY post. See the next one...

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  8. Donna OShaughnessy30 April 2012 at 14:43

    I would then kill John for that kitchen

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    1. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:44

      I would kill him anyway, just for the chickens.

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    2. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:46

      I used to have an Israeli girlfriend who would confuse the word 'chicken' for 'kitchen'.

      I would ask, "What's for dinner?" and she would say, "Kitchen!"

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  9. John Going Gently30 April 2012 at 14:46

    I would kill you
    just for fun x

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    1. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:50

      I'm a hard man to kill, but come one if you think you're hard enough (ooooh!)

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    2. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:50

      'One'? 'Come one and all'? ON!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. John Going Gently30 April 2012 at 14:50

    OUTSIDE! right now big boy!

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    1. Tom Stephenson30 April 2012 at 14:51

      In this weather? Barn doors banging comes to mind (but nothing else).

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  11. John Going Gently30 April 2012 at 14:53

    an trains hurtling into a tunnel perhaps>?
    tee hee

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  12. John Going Gently30 April 2012 at 14:53

    and

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  13. Olive30 April 2012 at 20:48

    I have been away picking up my kiddo from school and just saw this post in my dash and it scared the BLOODY HELL out of me. Now Tom do not go stealing life style bogging thunder. Joe was with me otherwise he would have BLOODY well alerted me to this post because he is a devoted silent follower of yours.

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    1. Tom Stephenson1 May 2012 at 01:58

      Joe should introduce himself one day. Why not give him a guest spot on your blog? He is obviously a man of refined taste.

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