Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Same to you. I've never liked toffee apples - they fucked up my teeth.
Tom, is that your granny? She looks like you.Hope you had a good trip down to Dorset.
My granny would look like the creature from the black lagoon by now. Dorset - thanks for asking, Moll - was a driver's nightmare, thanks to Shepton Mallett declaring independence from the outside world.So the return journey was via the 303 - and I ain't talking rifles here.
was that a Milton Jones?
Maybe, but I heard it from an old pop-star.
Put her in a fine tweed coat and she could be you! xx
May your paint peel and the beetles invade your woodwork. xx
A bit like my grandmother. She died on her 98th birthday; and we'd only got to the 83rd Bump.