Friday, 2 September 2011

That sinking feeling


It is usually about this time of year that H.I. and I return home from a holiday abroad, but despite a couple of unwanted trips to Northern Germany, we have not been anywhere this year. Actually, it was because of the German trips that we have not been anywhere else.

She would be quite happy to get on the next plane out of Bristol to mid Spain or somewhere, but I just cannot face having my trousers pulled half down by a surly security officer as he pretends not to fondle my genitalia. Honest.

The trouble is that - being a teacher - H.I. is obliged to take her holidays at exactly the same time as the rest of the world, his wife and their 6 children take theirs, and starts to get itchy feet as term-time looms. 'Last Minute Dot Com' is a company which we have never felt able to favour with our custom.

Just to rub it in, even the weather is shouting at us now. It is saying, "Have to hurry! Only a few days/weeks (delete as appropriate) of sunshine left! Feel that melancholy, autumnal thoughtfulness in the weakening heat and the lengthening shadows!"

We often say that we will go away at Christmas, but never do. The time when we really do need to go away (mid-january to mid-march) is usually pretty busy for teachers, even part-time ones. I casually mentioned my idea of Scotland (again) yesterday, and she just pulled a sour face and said "NO", in a terminally decisive sort of way.

I have a real urge to go back to Venice, but this time in the damp and gloomy winter. Let's face it, Venice is a damp and gloomy place anyway, so you might as well make the most of it. It's just as easy to get lost down the narrow, medieval alleys in the daylight as the darkness, but at least in the winter there would not be quite so many fellow tourists to push past as you take yet another wrong turn whilst chasing a midget in a red plastic hood.

The last - and first - time we went to Venice, it took us precisely 3 hours from leaving our front door in Bath, to entering the massive front doors of the Palazzo Zenobio, which was our 'hotel' for the 8 days we stayed. We sailed through Bristol airport, having parked the car on site, got on an air-conditioned coach on the other side (costing 3 euros), briefly consulted a map, then strode confidently across a couple of bridges before I spotted the Palazzo on the other other side of an airy canal. I recognised it through photos, and marched confidently up to the intercom to announce our arrival. Three hours, door to door.

Palazzo Zenobio does not like to advertise that it occasionally takes guests, but the income from visitors helps the Armenian monks who own it to pay for it's upkeep. Casanova used to have a bedroom here, and - for an extra fee - you can stay in his room, which has a huge, carved wooden bedstead in it, one floor up from the magnificently kitsch ballroom; it is called, not surprisingly, 'Casanova's room'.

I want to see if the slightly unfriendly woman who manned the office is still sitting there, typing god-knows-what on an old-fashioned type-writer. If you went down to the office at dawn, she would be there, typing away. If you came back from a restaurant at midnight, there she would be, still typing. Once I looked out of our window at about three o'clock in the morning and craned my head around the wooden shutters to look down and see her in her office, typing. She was still there at the following breakfast time (even though Zenobio does not serve breakfast), and she was there the morning we checked out - typing away beneath a signed photograph of a bygone Pope shaking the hand of an Armenian monk.

As I am sure you do not need to be told, every crumbling, brick-built church houses treasures beyond belief, and every 10th building seems to be a Palazzo.

It's still sinking. We ought to go back before it goes under.

11 comments:

  1. Oh I LOVE Venice. We were there last year and loved going up the Arsenale ( Oooh Er, Missus !! ) to eat where the locals eat. Apparently, recent studies have shown that the city is no longer sinking. They are experimenting with inflatable gates to stop incoming water from the Adriatic ( I got Geography O level but, that was in about 1967 !! )
    I love the sound of Palazzo Zenobio. We stayed in a monastery in Siena last summer. Dragging the suitcases up 5 flights of stone steps was quite a feat. I just looked upon it as my penance. Did Casanova's bed have notches on the bedpost. It would have to be a bloody big bedpost.
    Now, with my travel agent hat on, I suggest that you go to Venice in the February half term for the Carnivale di Venezia. We are thinking of doing that one year...... or, does H.I want sunshine ?
    Sorry about the long comment.

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  2. I recommend 'City Breaks'. Quickly snatched, 4 day, holls during half-terms etc, in such places as Marrakesh, Istanbul, Venice, Paris, etc. We used to do this a lot.... perfect.

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  3. I think you fib..
    just seen you in prestatyn!
    (last photo - next to the guy with the gut and light sabre)
    were you at PONTINS?
    http://disasterfilm.blogspot.com/2011/09/prestatyn-tribute-scala-history-queue.html

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  4. I went away once for Christmas and New Year - in the days of the old Soviet Union, we went to Moscow and then on to Tashkent, Bukhara, Dushanbe, Samarkand and Almaty - fantastic holiday, deep snow, minus thirty temperatures. But boy did i miss Christmas and what a let down it was when I returned to find all the unopened Christmas cards on the mat.

    Also went back to Venice this year after a gap of twenty years - did wish I had not done so - the crods were awful.

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  5. I suppose it'll have to be a Dominoes pizza by the Dundas Canal then Tom.

    Play some Mantovani in the background and Bob's your Uncle

    (aka 'The Italian Bob' - ouch!)

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  6. I will reply in detail to all your lovely comments soon, but I have to cook dinner now. Just wanted to say that 'crods' are always awful, Weaver. Bloody crods.

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  7. Fell in love with Venice when I visited years ago. Such a romantic place, the Piazza with the cafe orchestras, getting lost in the alley ways and listening to the echos of the singing gondoliers. Trying to stay one step ahead of the guided tours, crods and school kids. (Almost christened my daughter Venice.) Would love to go back but I know I would never be able to recapture that magic. Wistful sigh.

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  8. Singing crods are the pits, Sue. I will - indeed - respond in more detail to the rest, but I have just awoken fron an undeserved slumber after a mediocre meal, and I am in no fit state to do so right now.

    I know; when has that ever stopped me?

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  9. Venice is my absolute favourite city, even with crods. I've stayed in hotels, pensions, rooms, and last time I visited, in an apartment, which was great and almost made me feel like a local! (Pack wellingtons if you go in the winter.)

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  10. I am so glad you enjoyed being taken up the arsenal, Jacqueline. I can't tell you about Casanova's bedpost, because we didn't enter the room.

    I've been told about 'City Breaks' by Trip Advisor, Cro - we'll have to give it a try.

    Damn - I thought I had slipped under the radar, John.

    I couldn't afford a sandwich in the Piazza, Sue. I did think it was amazing that they managed to capture the falling campanillo on film. The only casualty was a poor cat, apparently.

    I will take boots, Cher. I might even take chest-waders.

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  11. Oh and by the way, Jacqueline, I have heard that although Venice may not be going down as fast as it was, the sea is coming up at the same sort of rate. Deck chairs and the Titanic spring to mind.

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