Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
sob sob.......sniff...( waves hands) "I love......... " chokes........sniff......"I love............Matt......cardle......................"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!
ps I am still pissed at you !
send her to Wales!
she's far too American for wales grouchu keep her!
The welsh would beat her to death with sticksthey hate airheads
I think I saw this girl do another Siamese Twin U-Tube. I think maybe she's an actress looking to go viral....
"Pissed at me..."? What is it with these Americanisms, already? Did you mean 'angry'? (Look you)Bear in mind that I am a fully paid up member of the Countryside Alliance, and the words I utter with regard to foxes, badgers and chickens are said at great expense to my own welfare when confronting my fellow members - and I confront them on a regular basis.Everything I say does NOT come from a namby-pamby animal liberation viewpoint, I assure you, Boyo. I have guns! MATT!!!!!!!!
tomI could drown you in a small bucketand I know you know!
Yes, I think she's acting, Raz - but she deserves an Oscar!
You could drown a small part of me in a bucket, John, but - believe me - I am a hard man to drown,
humm she deserves 10 weeks in the RSPCA
i'LL get your head under!xxx
Have you ever tried to smother your dying friend with a pillow? It's about as easy as trying to drown a man who cannot swim.All of a sudden, this frail person who seems to be holding onto life by a thread, attains strength that they never possessed in life, and fights back like a shocking demon.Added to that is the time that it takes for someone to actually die of asphyxiation. You might think this to be about 1 minute, but in reality it is usually about 3 to 6 minutes.30 seconds of a struggling, super-human invalid seems like about half an hour, so you can imagine what 6 minutes must feel like to someone who has never killed a loved-one in this way before.The above is recalled from an account of a man who I heard talking about deciding to put his best friend - who was dying of AIDS - out of his misery.Cheerful bastard, aren't I?
believe me tomit will take 30 secondsxdont be such a drama queenps and tell grouch not to remove thick amricans back to wales... we dont suffer fools
Damn - won't you allow me juts a couple of seconds of drama before you finish me off in 30? (Ooh-Err Missus)Tell him yourself!
Do you realize that a great deal of us Americans have British or Irish blood running through our viens. That may be the core of our problems.
Hang on, I thought you were starting over and accepting changes?
THAT'S IT! From now on, I will call you 'Maybe'. Settled.(I'm only saying this to boost my comment count.... MISE!!!!!!!!
I mean, if the Hattatts can get 80 + by commenting on their own blog, then why shouldn't I?
Well - why shouldn't I?
OK, OK, I know that the Hattatts are usually responding to one comment after another, but HECK - it's not as if I sit on the fence with regard to personal hygiene or decor is it?
Well, IS it?
(Up to 24 now - hee hee!)
Love the Hattats, they seem to be of royal blood; how about you Tom?My parents found an estate in Ireland named Martin Castle. That was my mother's maiden name, so I also must come from royalty. My family are lace curtain Irish decended from Kings or a good landlord.
How many more do you need Tom, I will try to feed your frenzy.
Unsolicited comment coming up! That video is cringeworthy. I couldn't bear to watch it all.
Tom, here she is again. And yes, she is a very good actor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&feature=related
Yes, I do like cats, but I can't stand self-obsessed, high school, air-heads!
I am honoured and priveledged (or however you spell it) that you should find the time to comment on my humble blog, Maybe, given the hectic engagement schedule that your position as a minor Irish royal must demand of you. Sadly, I disgraced myself on my last public engagement, and have never been asked to open a Tesco's again. How interesting that you have a mother called 'Martin Castle' - any relation to Roy Castle?Roy Castle - what ever happened to him? (I feel a tangent coming on)
I answered that ad and ended up going on a date with her.Five weeks she had me tied to the bed. Dressed in a stripy cat costume and force feeding me milk whilst she stroked my tail......I eventually made my escape through the cat-flap and out over the bins...
You may call me Lady Maybe.No idea who Roy Castle is.
Oh, I might have known about Chris... here we go again...Maybe I'll call you Lady Maybe, Maybe baby.Roy Castle... not I don't want to get started on him right now.