"Pissed at me..."? What is it with these Americanisms, already? Did you mean 'angry'? (Look you)
Bear in mind that I am a fully paid up member of the Countryside Alliance, and the words I utter with regard to foxes, badgers and chickens are said at great expense to my own welfare when confronting my fellow members - and I confront them on a regular basis.
Everything I say does NOT come from a namby-pamby animal liberation viewpoint, I assure you, Boyo. I have guns!
Have you ever tried to smother your dying friend with a pillow? It's about as easy as trying to drown a man who cannot swim.
All of a sudden, this frail person who seems to be holding onto life by a thread, attains strength that they never possessed in life, and fights back like a shocking demon.
Added to that is the time that it takes for someone to actually die of asphyxiation. You might think this to be about 1 minute, but in reality it is usually about 3 to 6 minutes.
30 seconds of a struggling, super-human invalid seems like about half an hour, so you can imagine what 6 minutes must feel like to someone who has never killed a loved-one in this way before.
The above is recalled from an account of a man who I heard talking about deciding to put his best friend - who was dying of AIDS - out of his misery.
OK, OK, I know that the Hattatts are usually responding to one comment after another, but HECK - it's not as if I sit on the fence with regard to personal hygiene or decor is it?
Love the Hattats, they seem to be of royal blood; how about you Tom?
My parents found an estate in Ireland named Martin Castle. That was my mother's maiden name, so I also must come from royalty. My family are lace curtain Irish decended from Kings or a good landlord.
I am honoured and priveledged (or however you spell it) that you should find the time to comment on my humble blog, Maybe, given the hectic engagement schedule that your position as a minor Irish royal must demand of you. Sadly, I disgraced myself on my last public engagement, and have never been asked to open a Tesco's again. How interesting that you have a mother called 'Martin Castle' - any relation to Roy Castle?
Roy Castle - what ever happened to him? (I feel a tangent coming on)
sob sob.......sniff...( waves hands)
ReplyDelete"I love......... " chokes........sniff......
"I love............Matt......cardle......................"
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!
ps I am still pissed at you !
ReplyDeletesend her to Wales!
ReplyDeleteshe's far too American for wales grouch
ReplyDeleteu keep her!
The welsh would beat her to death with sticks
ReplyDeletethey hate airheads
I think I saw this girl do another Siamese Twin U-Tube. I think maybe she's an actress looking to go viral....
ReplyDelete"Pissed at me..."? What is it with these Americanisms, already? Did you mean 'angry'? (Look you)
ReplyDeleteBear in mind that I am a fully paid up member of the Countryside Alliance, and the words I utter with regard to foxes, badgers and chickens are said at great expense to my own welfare when confronting my fellow members - and I confront them on a regular basis.
Everything I say does NOT come from a namby-pamby animal liberation viewpoint, I assure you, Boyo. I have guns!
MATT!!!!!!!!
tom
ReplyDeleteI could drown you in a small bucket
and I know you know!
Yes, I think she's acting, Raz - but she deserves an Oscar!
ReplyDeleteYou could drown a small part of me in a bucket, John, but - believe me - I am a hard man to drown,
ReplyDeletehumm she deserves 10 weeks in the RSPCA
ReplyDeletei'LL get your head under!
ReplyDeletexxx
Have you ever tried to smother your dying friend with a pillow? It's about as easy as trying to drown a man who cannot swim.
ReplyDeleteAll of a sudden, this frail person who seems to be holding onto life by a thread, attains strength that they never possessed in life, and fights back like a shocking demon.
Added to that is the time that it takes for someone to actually die of asphyxiation. You might think this to be about 1 minute, but in reality it is usually about 3 to 6 minutes.
30 seconds of a struggling, super-human invalid seems like about half an hour, so you can imagine what 6 minutes must feel like to someone who has never killed a loved-one in this way before.
The above is recalled from an account of a man who I heard talking about deciding to put his best friend - who was dying of AIDS - out of his misery.
Cheerful bastard, aren't I?
believe me tom
ReplyDeleteit will take 30 seconds
x
dont be such a drama queen
ps and tell grouch not to remove thick amricans back to wales... we dont suffer fools
Damn - won't you allow me juts a couple of seconds of drama before you finish me off in 30? (Ooh-Err Missus)
ReplyDeleteTell him yourself!
Do you realize that a great deal of us Americans have British or Irish blood running through our viens. That may be the core of our problems.
ReplyDeleteHang on, I thought you were starting over and accepting changes?
ReplyDelete(maybe)
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S IT! From now on, I will call you 'Maybe'. Settled.
ReplyDelete(I'm only saying this to boost my comment count.... MISE!!!!!!!!
I mean, if the Hattatts can get 80 + by commenting on their own blog, then why shouldn't I?
ReplyDeleteWell - why shouldn't I?
ReplyDeleteOK, OK, I know that the Hattatts are usually responding to one comment after another, but HECK - it's not as if I sit on the fence with regard to personal hygiene or decor is it?
ReplyDeleteWell, IS it?
ReplyDelete(Up to 24 now - hee hee!)
ReplyDeleteLove the Hattats, they seem to be of royal blood; how about you Tom?
ReplyDeleteMy parents found an estate in Ireland named Martin Castle. That was my mother's maiden name, so I also must come from royalty. My family are lace curtain Irish decended from Kings or a good landlord.
How many more do you need Tom, I will try to feed your frenzy.
ReplyDeleteUnsolicited comment coming up! That video is cringeworthy. I couldn't bear to watch it all.
ReplyDeleteTom, here she is again. And yes, she is a very good actor.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&feature=related
Yes, I do like cats, but I can't stand self-obsessed, high school, air-heads!
ReplyDeleteI am honoured and priveledged (or however you spell it) that you should find the time to comment on my humble blog, Maybe, given the hectic engagement schedule that your position as a minor Irish royal must demand of you. Sadly, I disgraced myself on my last public engagement, and have never been asked to open a Tesco's again. How interesting that you have a mother called 'Martin Castle' - any relation to Roy Castle?
ReplyDeleteRoy Castle - what ever happened to him? (I feel a tangent coming on)
I answered that ad and ended up going on a date with her.
ReplyDeleteFive weeks she had me tied to the bed. Dressed in a stripy cat costume and force feeding me milk whilst she stroked my tail...
...I eventually made my escape through the cat-flap and out over the bins...
You may call me Lady Maybe.
ReplyDeleteNo idea who Roy Castle is.
Oh, I might have known about Chris... here we go again...
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll call you Lady Maybe, Maybe baby.
Roy Castle... not I don't want to get started on him right now.