Monday, 13 June 2011

Do you like cats?

33 comments:

  1. sob sob.......sniff...( waves hands)
    "I love......... " chokes........sniff......
    "I love............Matt......cardle......................"

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!

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  2. ps I am still pissed at you !

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  3. she's far too American for wales grouch
    u keep her!

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  4. The welsh would beat her to death with sticks
    they hate airheads

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  5. I think I saw this girl do another Siamese Twin U-Tube. I think maybe she's an actress looking to go viral....

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  6. "Pissed at me..."? What is it with these Americanisms, already? Did you mean 'angry'? (Look you)

    Bear in mind that I am a fully paid up member of the Countryside Alliance, and the words I utter with regard to foxes, badgers and chickens are said at great expense to my own welfare when confronting my fellow members - and I confront them on a regular basis.

    Everything I say does NOT come from a namby-pamby animal liberation viewpoint, I assure you, Boyo. I have guns!

    MATT!!!!!!!!

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  7. tom
    I could drown you in a small bucket
    and I know you know!

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  8. Yes, I think she's acting, Raz - but she deserves an Oscar!

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  9. You could drown a small part of me in a bucket, John, but - believe me - I am a hard man to drown,

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  10. humm she deserves 10 weeks in the RSPCA

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  11. i'LL get your head under!
    xxx

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  12. Have you ever tried to smother your dying friend with a pillow? It's about as easy as trying to drown a man who cannot swim.

    All of a sudden, this frail person who seems to be holding onto life by a thread, attains strength that they never possessed in life, and fights back like a shocking demon.

    Added to that is the time that it takes for someone to actually die of asphyxiation. You might think this to be about 1 minute, but in reality it is usually about 3 to 6 minutes.

    30 seconds of a struggling, super-human invalid seems like about half an hour, so you can imagine what 6 minutes must feel like to someone who has never killed a loved-one in this way before.

    The above is recalled from an account of a man who I heard talking about deciding to put his best friend - who was dying of AIDS - out of his misery.

    Cheerful bastard, aren't I?

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  13. believe me tom
    it will take 30 seconds
    x
    dont be such a drama queen

    ps and tell grouch not to remove thick amricans back to wales... we dont suffer fools

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  14. Damn - won't you allow me juts a couple of seconds of drama before you finish me off in 30? (Ooh-Err Missus)

    Tell him yourself!

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  15. Do you realize that a great deal of us Americans have British or Irish blood running through our viens. That may be the core of our problems.

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  16. Hang on, I thought you were starting over and accepting changes?

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  17. THAT'S IT! From now on, I will call you 'Maybe'. Settled.

    (I'm only saying this to boost my comment count.... MISE!!!!!!!!

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  18. I mean, if the Hattatts can get 80 + by commenting on their own blog, then why shouldn't I?

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  19. OK, OK, I know that the Hattatts are usually responding to one comment after another, but HECK - it's not as if I sit on the fence with regard to personal hygiene or decor is it?

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  20. Love the Hattats, they seem to be of royal blood; how about you Tom?

    My parents found an estate in Ireland named Martin Castle. That was my mother's maiden name, so I also must come from royalty. My family are lace curtain Irish decended from Kings or a good landlord.

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  21. How many more do you need Tom, I will try to feed your frenzy.

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  22. Unsolicited comment coming up! That video is cringeworthy. I couldn't bear to watch it all.

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  23. Tom, here she is again. And yes, she is a very good actor.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&feature=related

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  24. Yes, I do like cats, but I can't stand self-obsessed, high school, air-heads!

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  25. I am honoured and priveledged (or however you spell it) that you should find the time to comment on my humble blog, Maybe, given the hectic engagement schedule that your position as a minor Irish royal must demand of you. Sadly, I disgraced myself on my last public engagement, and have never been asked to open a Tesco's again. How interesting that you have a mother called 'Martin Castle' - any relation to Roy Castle?

    Roy Castle - what ever happened to him? (I feel a tangent coming on)

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  26. I answered that ad and ended up going on a date with her.

    Five weeks she had me tied to the bed. Dressed in a stripy cat costume and force feeding me milk whilst she stroked my tail...

    ...I eventually made my escape through the cat-flap and out over the bins...

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  27. You may call me Lady Maybe.

    No idea who Roy Castle is.

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  28. Oh, I might have known about Chris... here we go again...

    Maybe I'll call you Lady Maybe, Maybe baby.

    Roy Castle... not I don't want to get started on him right now.

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