Here in London, England, there is a genuinely brilliant company called 'StoneTools' - very handy if, like me, you work with stone - but even if you don't, this promotional dvd is well worth watching for it's sheer... er... badness.
I came across this 2005 promo that they posted me whilst searching for something else last night, and played it again for old time's sake. To be fair, it does also contain a catalogue of products and prices, but it is now well out of date so I haven't bothered to show you that bit.
On the positive side, it has a very dream-like quality to it - the manager sitting in his dingy office contemplating suicide, then changing his mind as Steve the Angel drifts through the wall and writes the answer to all his problems in the dust on the desk, makes me think that they should sack the cleaner for a start.
I cannot be easy, talking to camera with a urinal as a back-drop and a mason drinking coffee and ignoring you in the fore-ground.
The life-affirming 'thumbs up' at the very end is also a masterly touch - they must have sent Steve to RADA for a couple of hours to produce such a fine performance.
Keep up the good work, StoneTools!