Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
On the basis of this post alone I am now following you. Well done!
Didn't see that one in the Official Merchandise, they missed a good seller there.
Welcome, Lovely - I'm now following you too, though I don't think that Joe has noticed that I stopped following him a while ago, otherwise he wouldn't be so polite! Cannot remember why I stopped, Joe - something to do with sex, I think. If there's one thing I will not tolerate, it's sex.
Tom, you sound like my wife haha.
I once saw one in a bog that said 'The future of England is in your hands'. Kinda similar.